Jeff W.



LOCATION: In limbo right now but Parma, to give an answer.

OCCUPATION: Attorney

WHAT YOU REALLY WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP: Able to swim the mile in under 20 minutes.

AGE (divided by 2 + 17): 29

AWESOMENESS LEVEL ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10: "These go to eleven."

FAVORITE MOVIE: To pick only one, Amelie.

LAST CONCERT YOU ATTENDED: Threat Signal

POWER OF INVISIBILITY OR ABILITY TO FLY: Def invisibility, ala The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

FAVORITE RECIPE: simple curry.

PETS: half Siamese, half tabby (Turner)

NUMBER OF FINGERS & TOES: 20

YOUR WEBSITES/BLOGS:
on facebook
pen and paper

VEGETARIAN OR VEGAN? Vegan

FOR HOW LONG? 4 years

WHAT GOT YOU TO THAT PLACE? Eco-terrorist Gary Yorofsky gave a presentation in one of my undergrad classes. I couldn't refute anything he said, and six months later I stopped being a hypocrite.

HOW MANY EVENTS HAVE YOU ATTENDED? Two, but hopefully more since I no longer live in Akron.

FAVORITE MUPPET: Beaker

ANYTHING ELSE WE COULD USE TO GET YOU IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW...
Probably not. Pretty clean slate here.